I spent today in my old boxers and a grimy T-shirt with rib sauce, salad dressing and cooking oil stains. (My lazy days are my favourite.)
Suffice to say, i ‘be not bathed and though the house and baby girl finally got clean, I – like a pig in its pen – am happily dirty. My filth is my friend and we’re bonding.
I’m no lady, I’m no germophobe and I’m in no hurry to correct that either.
So here’s to all the sloths out there, enjoying a lazy day in their own odours and juices.
I dub today SLOTH Saturday 🙂